Happy April Fools!
- The Long-View Gazette
- Apr 1, 2020
- 1 min read
Updated: Apr 21, 2020
Every April fools, Valentine's Day, Christmas, Easter, or other holidays, we will do a themed blog post. Happy April fools! We have chosen several funny jokes to put on our website:
Why did the golfer bring 2 pairs of pants?
Because he had a hole in one
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance
So I pushed her over.
Why do people always say “Break a Leg” when you go on stage?
Every play has a cast.
Why are there gates around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
I propose a toast, to the man in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide, but you can’t run!
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!
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